I sing, I dance, I talk in a high-pitched voice, and my life partner is a bear. In short, I?m a better gay man than you can ever hope to be.
When my husband says he likes my outfit, I appreciate it. When you say it, I believe it.
That said, I know “you look great” actually means “you?re not as fat as the last time I saw you.”
Do you ever think it?s weird that you and your boyfriend look so much alike?
My gaydar is better than yours. Why is that?
The next time I dress like Ellen for three years straight, please say something.
Via OUT MAGAZINE