Stand up and salute the biggest gay icon in history, Judy Garland!
This is her famous performance from the movie ‘Summer stock’ 1950.
I like to get happy with Judy, sometimes when I’m completely alone I perform this choreography in front of the mirror; while the creepy neighbour in the building across the street is checks me out trough his telescope. I don’t close the curtains because secretly I think he’s a sexy psycho.
I wear my black aussiebum jockstraps and my beach Pamela; the whole ensemble complements my figure despite my extra inches of belly. My goal is not to be a Judy’s impersonator; I just do it for the kicks, it helps me release some of my queerness so I can behave more ‘butch’ in front of my friends. It is a catharsis process. The only problem is that I haven’t been able to find some hot male dancers to join me. Oh, wait a minute, I did that a few years ago but it wasn’t a dance number it was a gangbang.